If I won the lottery …
September 5, 2011
If I ever win a massive lottery, I am going to sponsor a free speech seminar. The invited speakers will include Mark Steyn, Ezra Levant, Kathy Shaidle, Arnie at Blazing Cat Fur (whose last name I do not know!), and Michael Yon.
I’m going to sit in the front row with my best friend (who will fly here for the event!). The rest of the tickets will be distributed for free with the majority going to students.
Hecklers will be ousted.
It’s my event and I’m the boss.
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can we invite the rent is too damn high guy as well….
Absolutely. He’s hilarious.
I believe that Arnie is Kathy Shaidle’s husband, so it wouldn’t be hard to get him to your event too.
Let me be the MC.
Of course!
Wait…aren’t you that woman who stalked Mark Lemstra???? Hahah wow…it’s all starting to make sense now. You’re the crazy woman everyone was talking about. Haha they said you were clinically insane and stalked people but wow I never expected you to have this lame excuse as a blog as well. haha oh wow