Wouldn’t it be cool if you could buy healthy food?
April 12, 2010
Michelle Obama is asking food manufacturers to produce healthier foods.
Is that really necessary? Grocery stores already carry healthy foods in addition to the less than healthy foods. People chose what they buy and what they eat. Stores carry what people buy.
And who gets to decide what is “healthy”?! I consider bacon to be a very healthy food.
Frankly, this is not the government’s business. Michelle Obama should worry about her own family and stay out of mine.
Maybe we could all brainstorm and come up with a different issue that the First Lady could focus on. Does anyone have an idea? Anything?
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I think there’s a huge scandal hidden deep in the government-suppository industrial complex, whereby the government generates as much rectal pain as possible and suppositories generate much evil profit which generate sales taxes that feed the government, which then generates even more rectal pain…. well, you get the idea.
She should look into it immediately, create a blue ribbon task force headed up by Chuck Schumer and Barnie Frank (who are both leaders in government/rectal issues), and probably create some kind of consumer subsidy for hemorrhoid medication that will be applied to the top 10% of earners which pay about 60% of all federal income tax.
But really, I’d settle for her focusing on hiring a new wardrobe consultant who’d make her get rid of those ridiculous wide belts she wears right under her boobs.
Maybe the wardrobe consultant could add some sleeves, too.