Fine print lashes.
Maybelline has a new mascara — Lash Stiletto Ultimate Length Mascara.
Wow. Do you think that I could have lashes like that if I used their mascara? Seems foolproof!
There is one problem; the fine print at the bottom of the television ad says “filmed with lash inserts.” WTF?! You’re advertising mascara but using fake lashes?! Why not just advertise the fake lashes?