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Go Dennis!

January 11, 2009

F@ck the penguins!

Like many other krill, Dennis is simply trying to survive in this world. He is not seeking fame like some crustaceans. He believes in the American dream, that sacred idea that if you work hard, keep your head down, and help other Krill when they are in need, you can get ahead. Both of Dennis’s parents were eaten by penguins last year, but because the penguins were being filmed by a bunch of good-for-nothing camera men at the time, Dennis was unable to come to their rescue.

Dennis has never been featured on Cute Overload. They have callously passed over the opportunity to feature krill at all, time and time again. Not because they didn’t work hard, or they weren’t smart enough, but because they simply didn’t look the way Cute Overload thinks they are supposed to look.

Enough with the cute.  Behold, the average!  And do the right thing.

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