Dubai offers luxury spas of world-class standing
November 23, 2008
Dubai is hotter than a hot-stone massage. And, we’re not just talking temperatures. While climes hover in the vicinity of the mid to upper 30s, what makes this booming destination really sizzle is the incredible number of new real estate developments. Luxury hotels, gleaming megamalls, theme parks, upscale residential communities, even a designated health and wellness city-within-a-city are all under construction.
Oh. And slaves! Don’t forget about the slaves.
And the strip searches. Don’t forget about the strip searches! Move your ball sac to the right please, and bend over.
Idiots. Anyone who travels to Dubai is a moron.
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