Fatwa Of The Week

A la marinara, and peas be upon you.  It shall be that all men and boy children over the age of 10 will be required to perform all cleaning of socks and undergarments.  This shall include picking up and temporary storage of said garments and weekly or biweekly conveyance to laundry area of household or transport to laundromat facility (children shall be excluded from actual transportation to facilities outside of household proper).  All skidmarks shall be pretreated and or presoaked as required.  The undergarments and socks will be washed in a powerful yet pleasingly scented laundry detergent such as Gain, however, allergic individuals may use Tide Free.  Additional cleaning agents such as Borax and Oxi-Clean as well as Sunlight Bar Soap and scrub brush shall also be provided. 

The Prophet Said: “No female should have to view the mark of the male, upon the tighty-whitey.  Yeah, verily, unclean undergarments result in evil consequences which will cause eventual deep regret.  Exerting effort and getting used to clean undergarments and socks is praiseworthy and has good consequences, whether in this life or in the Hereafter, or both; this is because attaining clean underwear in this life and the happiness in the Hereafter are only achieved through hard efforts and striving.” GSFM 22:13

Ramen.