SNL Tonight! *Update – Now With Video! (Oops. Now it’s gone – try Hulu)

Stream of consciousness blogging.

“I can see Russia from my house.”  – too, too funny.  Priceless!

(Just to be fair, remember that it was Charles Gibson who didn’t understand the Bush Doctrine, not Palin…)

OMG!  Shatner!  I love it!  Priceline!

Interesting fact.  Obama was supposed to make a guest appearance on SNL tonight but he bowed out.  He was afwaid.  He made some excuse about helping with the hurricane.  Really?  Seriously?  No.  He was seriously afwaid of screwing up.  And looking like a moron.  Like I have said over and over.  He’s is NOT ready for prime time…oh, wait.  That means he should be on SNL, non?

We’re homeschooled.  Jasper family. They’re all blonde.   Jesus and angels!  lol.  No.  Public school!  lol.

Jar Glove – “the better way” – sort of lame. 

Wow.  Phelps has got really long arms…I had no idea. 

Phelps skit – ummmm….this has been done before…and Phelps can’t dance.  Lame.

Uh-oh.  Another lame skit.  At least I don’t make my guests sit though my children’s “performances”…

Little Wayne – he really doesn’t seem to sing much…or well.  OMG – his pants are going to fall off!  He looks like the Predator.

Weekend Update.  John Mccain only 6 points behind…Palin.

Alaska Pete – not funny.

Sigh.

The voice of Cathy.  Sweat drops, sweat drops, sweat drops!  Okay.  That was sort of funny.

(I just ate a quarter pound of fried liver and I don’t feel well…)

I don’t get the Charles Barkley skit…close your mouth Michael.

Oh dear.

Ahhh.  Finally.  Space Olympics was pretty good.

HOW are Little Wayne’s pants staying on???  I had a pair of Ray-bans like his.  His voice is so synthesized…what the heck is that thing on his forehead?  A tree?

Jared!!  The Michael Phelps diet – poor Michael.  E for effort.

Well.  For a season opener, that was pretty poor.  The best part of the show was the opening skit with Tina Fey.  Hope next week is better.