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Blogs, news sites of ill repute, and Wonkette are all stoking the fires of a new, shocking rumor: that Trig Palin, the (supposed) fifth child of Governor Sarah, is actually the son of Sarah’s daughter Bristol. According to the allegations, Sarah had the pregnancy covered up, obviously our fear for both her own political career and reputation, and her daughter’s. Being from a strictly religious family, I’m sure a family pregnancy at age seventeen is the last thing this ambitious Alaskan governor wanted on her record.

Ohhhhh! The Left is brilliant!

Look at the picture that is supposed to be “proof”.

Unfortunately, the Left is really stupid. This photo is from 2006. Trig was born in April, 2008. Idiots.

Update (by Michele): Here’s a photo of Sarah Palin from 2008:

Looks pregnant to me.

And, not that it’s any of my business, Sarah Palin has released a statement that her daughter Bristol is currently five months pregnant.  For those nasty rumor-mongering liberals who can’t do math … Trig Palin was born on April 18th which is four and a half months ago.  Therefore, Bristol was already pregnant when Sarah delivered Trig.  So shut up about it already.