R-R-R-RATS!
Do you reduce-reuse-recycle? Do you leave lights on when they’re not needed? Be careful … the children are watching and they will rat you out.
NPower in Britain has introduced the “Climate Cops” in which your children are encouraged to spy on you and create files of your eco-infractions. They can even leave little post-it citations for you. Aren’t post-its rather wasteful?
When asked about the Climate Cops campaign, another expert in the Green field had a more negative reaction. “Didn’t Hitler try to do something like that?” asked Scott McDougall, the president of TerraChoice, an Ottawa-based Canadian environmental marketing firm that represents clients such as Xerox and Oxybrite.
Just wait. David Suzuki should be importing the “Climate Cops” plan to Canada asap.
I saw this the other day it’s cute. I think it was called the “Cultural Revolution” in china an it worked wonders for the place. If by wonders I am talking about millions of people ended up dead.
I am just glad I don’t have kids to sell me out and get me sent to the gulags. Thank you Mr. Condom thank you.