Vegans Are Unnatural

I guess I have been living in a cave (see what I did there?) most of my life, because I have been completely blindsided by the “new science” of veganism.  From my recent close encounters with these fruitcakes (see what I did there?), vegans argue that humans are herbivores.  Not omnivores…but herbivores.  WTF?  Proof of our omnivorous nature include various comparisons of our anatomy with that of herbivores.  You know herbivores?  Cattle, sheep, horses, goats, rabbits and the like.  Somehow, these vegan people completely ignore the diet of ancient humans – diets which should gives us the most accurate picture of how a natural human would eat, prior to the development of “civilization”.  Take for example, the recent discovery of human coprolites (fossilized poop) from 14, 300 years ago.  What did this pre-Clovis coprolite contain?  DNA from the poop confirmed that these ancient people were omnivores.  They ate squirrels, bison, fish, birds, (possibly) dogs, sunflowers and insects.  Listen to an interview with the researcher here.