Posted by: Michele | November 6, 2009

The press has it backwards. Again.

Army spokesman General Kevin Bergner “said he did not know if the army planned any security measures to protect Muslim members of the armed services.”

Which idiot reporter actually asked him the question which triggered that answer?  Did someone really ask whether the Army is doing something extra to protect Muslim soldiers?  What he from al-Jazeera?

I don’t suppose that someone asked what the Army is doing to identify Muslim soldiers with anti-American and Islamist sympathies.  Anyone?

Posted by: Michele | November 5, 2009

CBC said the “M” word!

 

CBC actually said that Nidal Malik Hasan is a Muslim.

 

I’m amazed.

Posted by: Michele | November 5, 2009

What next at Fort Hood?

(updated 10:19pm)

I heard part of a news report about the mass murder at Fort Hood this afternoon while driving the children home from school.

My first thought was terrorist attack.  My second thought was that I shouldn’t jump to conclusions.

By the time I was able to look for details online, the first bits of information didn’t have specifics.  Then I read that the shooters were wearing fatigues and then the news that one of the shooters was a soldier.  I think that I felt a bit of relief that it wasn’t an Islamist attack on US soil.

Wrong?

Two soldiers were arrested and one, the main shooter, was killed. The dead

The shooter was  a soldier — Nidal Malik Hasan (or Malik Nidal Hasan), a Muslim psychiatrist.  (update) He was shot but is in stable condition.

Should I be more surprised?  I wish that I were.

Rusty at The Jawa Report has a photo.

FOX News reports the soldier who was the gunman in the attacks is from Virginia, but they have not confirmed his name. They also report that the shooter was not happy about the prospect of being deployed to Iraq or Afghanistan.”   He should have just shot himself.  Why kill other soldiers?

Best place for the latest roundup?  The Jawa Report

Posted by: Michele | November 5, 2009

I get it!

I was going to rant a bit and ask why both “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report” featured Al Gore shilling his new book while promoting the same old “humans are making the earth hot and the oceans are going to rise and drown us all” nonsense.  (Did he not get the memo about saying “climate change” instead of “global warming”?)

What the hell?

Then I remembered.  Both of these shows are on Comedy Central.

 

Posted by: Michele | November 4, 2009

Car Escape Tool

The three college students who drowned after their car went off the road and into a pond in North Dakota could have survived if they got out of the car.  Experts say that they wasted time making cell phone calls instead of immediately getting out of the car before it sunk.

I have one of these in my car:

life hammer

It has a blade at the end of the handle to cut your seatbelt and the hammer is designed to break car windows.  You can’t just kick them out.  You need to shatter the window and this is the tool to do it.

Posted by: Michele | November 4, 2009

FREE stuff from Canadian Living!

Fantastic!  What do I get?

 

Oh.

 

A list of Canada Post’s holiday mailing dates.

 

Really?  Isn’t that always free?  Yep.

 

Hey!  Can I get a free gift box when I buy 12 cans of soda?

Posted by: Michele | November 4, 2009

Roughriders and Swine Flu

I just posted this as a response on another post but I think it deserves a post of its own.

 

Which do you think would make Saskatchewanians more upset — the Roughriders getting immunized before the general public or the Roughriders losing a playoff game because too many players got swine flu?

 

I would have to go with losing a playoff game due to swine flu.  I wouldn’t want to be the provincial health minister if that happened!

Posted by: Michele | November 3, 2009

I need a teleporter.

Does anyone know a cheap and easy way for me to go from Saskatoon to Tucson?  Today?

 

Or maybe I could just think myself out and back in again?

Posted by: Michele | November 3, 2009

High Risk Flames

Uh oh.

 

The Calgary Flames and their families received H1N1 vaccines at a private clinic.  You should hear Jerome Iginla trying to justify the team getting the vaccine when public clinics were running out.  “We do come into contact with a lot of kids.  We come into contact with a lot of people and autographs and things like that spread very quickly among us … I don’t know if that’s high enough risk or whatever.”  The team president tried to spin it that the players didn’t ask for special treatment.  They were just following medical advice.

 

I don’t blame them for accepting the vaccine when offered but this certainly won’t go over well with the public.  At least they aren’t in Saskatchewan.  Sask Health doesn’t look favorably upon the “biggest and richest” getting the vaccine first.

 

Does anyone know if the Riders have been vaccinated?

 

 

 

 

Posted by: Michele | November 3, 2009

Citizenship

I’ve been asked again why I’m not a Canadian citizen.

The short answer is because I’m an American.  The longer answer is twofold:  1)  I would never do anything to jeopardize my American citizenship; and 2) I don’t see a reason to get Canadian citizenship.

I am qualified.  Here’s the checklist:  over age 18, speak English, permanent resident, lived in Canada for at least 3 of the last 4 years, not a criminal, and knowledgeable about Canada.

I would have to take a citizenship test to verify that I know more about Canada and its geography and politics than the average Canadian.

Next is the truly great stumbling block to me getting Canadian citizenship.  No one ever believes me so I’m going to prove it.  To become a Canadian citizenship, I would have to swear an oath to the Queen.  Really.

I swear (or affirm) that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second, Queen of Canada, Her Heirs and Successors, and that I will faithfully observe the laws of Canada and fulfil my duties as a Canadian citizen.

SEE?

Can’t do it.  Nope.  Not a chance.  And I won’t just cross my fingers and “swear” the oath while really intending to not honor it.  Can’t do that either.

I’m an American.


Posted by: Michele | November 3, 2009

Now I’m confused.

The H1N1 vaccine distribution is actually getting more confusing.

 

Only healthcare workers.  Wait … some spouses were vaccinated.  Other spouses were turned away.  Only young children and pregnant women can be vaccinated now.  Except if you live in one of five inner city neighborhoods.  Oops.  Actually, anyone can get vaccinated if you skip Prairieland Park and just head to one of the inner city sites.

 

Really.

 

Monday afternoon there were about 20 public health staff in a school gymnasium waiting to give the vaccine.  An entire family was vaccinated.  They don’t live in the neighborhood but that didn’t matter.  I wish that I had known; I would have taken my children as well.

 

And now the latest kerfuffle.  The health region announced today that immunization of school children (grade K-6) would start later this week.  They said that consent forms would go home today.  Too bad that no one actually informed the schools.

 

Maybe all of these bureaucrats could get on the same page before going to the media.

 

And maybe somebody somewhere could explain to me why ALL children in ALL schools across Saskatoon aren’t being vaccinated NOW.  If we’re going to try to halt the spread of H1N1, that would seem to be the place to start.

Posted by: Michele | November 3, 2009

No, Canwest, you can NOT access my information

When did this start?

If you want to answer a poll question on Canada.com, which is owned by Canwest Publishing, you have to do it via Facebook.

canadacom

The tiny type at the bottome says “By proceeding, you are allowing canada.com Poll to access your information and you are agreeing to the Facebook Terms of Use in your use of canada.com Poll.”

As if.  I’m not agreeing to Canwest getting all available information on my Facebook page just for the “privilege” of answering a poll question.  Not happening.

Posted by: Michele | November 3, 2009

Who let that blond woman in?

Snapped Shot has a great post about a presidential photo-op with Girl Scouts.  (Actually, Brian has lots of great stuff … take a look.)

girl scout photo op

Wouldn’t you be excited and smiling if you were in the Oval Office?  Not this group.  What are they talking about?  What is so depressing/serious/boring?

 

And did you notice what Brian calls “the absolute most PBS-ish inclusive Girl Scout troop in the entire country”?  It’s like they used a checklist to select one of each “type” of Girl Scout.  Black … Asian … wheelchair … blind …

 

Let me be clear.  I don’t have anything against any of the people pictured and I don’t think that any of them ought to be excluded from such a photo.  What I do think is that this group is so obviously selected based on minority group status rather than any other criteria.

 

This actually trumps the first photo of Michelle with Girl Scouts.  When Michelle Obama accepted her position of Honorary National President of Girl Scouts, there was a similar photo.

girl scout photo 2

Gosh.  I wonder if all of the children were carefully selected for racial representation.

 

Schools do it.  Advertisers do it.  And politicians do it.

 

Posted by: Michele | November 2, 2009

Blogvertising?

Seriously.

Shouldn’t Cory Kolt just label his Herbal Magic blog posts as advertising?

Does anyone really believe that these expansive posts about his diet experiences are just because he’s super enthusiastic?  He must be receiving the service for free in exchange for talking about it on air and on his blog.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  Why no full disclosure?  Newspapers label similar articles as “advertising.”  NewTalk650 should do the same.  People who want to try Herbal Magic based on his recommendation are going to suffer extreme sticker shock.

By the way, I would have just made this a comment on his blog but he only approves the “rah rah Cory … rah rah Herbal Magic” comments.

 

Posted by: Michele | November 1, 2009

This is how multiculturalism should work.

On Friday, I saw a Muslim girl at the school Halloween dance wearing her hijab and a costume.

 

Isn’t that fantastic?!

Posted by: Michele | October 31, 2009

Proud American

George W. Bush was here in Saskatoon about 10 days ago.  I didn’t want to blog about it right away.  I think that I was waiting to see what the response was from Canadians (some is described below).

 

What was my response to seeing and hearing my former President in person?

Pride.  Heart expanding pride.

I am an American and “Dubya” is the President who led our nation after we were attacked.

I voted for him twice and never regretted doing so.

I appreciated the opportunity to hear his side of the story.

 

Did you know that Bush spoke without a teleprompter?  He used notes in a binder.  Did you know that he answered questions for 45 minutes?  He answered the questions, without notes, and he did actually answer the questions which were asked.

I don’t think that our current President could do the same.

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I’ve read the letters to the editor that I expected from those who are anti-Bush.  Those didn’t seem any different from letters written before his visit.

I was heartened by the response of StarPhoenix columnists including Bronwyn Eyre who wrote:

Bush’s honest realism and unneurotic authenticity will probably be accredited by history. Many say his reputation is already being rehabilitated. And most Saskatonians who saw him last week would agree.

I do disagree with her opinion that Bush is too self deprecating.  To me, he was authentic.

 

Anyone who has listened to his show won’t be surprised that John Gormley, who emceed the event, had good things to say.  I enjoyed reading his take on why Bush is misunderstood by so many and how even people who didn’t expect to be were impressed by him.

As people filed out after Bush’s speech there were as many “wows” and glowing adjectives as at a Michael Buble concert — and that’s a lot.

Most telling was the early 20s woman who looked shocked, visibly open-mouthed, as she confessed how confused she was by what she had expected and how impressed she was by the experience.

For those who either admired president Bush throughout his term or thought there was something more substantive underneath the hatchet jobs of Hollywood and the Beltway, vindication is a good word. Things aren’t always as they seem. You were right all along about George W. Bush.

And finally, there was Les MacPherson who reminded me that

Like no one else before or since, George W. Bush drives boohoos into a frothing lather of hatred. He must be doing something right.

….

Bush certainly did not seem stupid on stage at TCU Place. Rather, he was engaging, no less so than Bill Clinton. The difference is that I came away from Clinton feeling comforted. I came away from Bush feeling I’d been called to duty.

That’s what I felt as well.  Thank you.

Posted by: Michele | October 31, 2009

Best costume EVER.

A crab with celebrities!  Is that Paris down there?

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I think that might actually be a lobster costume but still … it’s fantastic!

from TMZ (of course)

Posted by: Michele | October 31, 2009

Why are the trick-or-treaters taller than me?

Seriously.

 

When I was a kid, you stopped trick-or-treating when you turned thirteen.  Anything ending in “teen” and you were down.  You could take younger siblings around but you didn’t even go to the door trying to scam candy.  You just waited patiently on the sidewalk.

 

The last two groups of kids were taller than me.  Each kid had a pillow case with at least TEN POUNDS of candy!

 

This is what I’m buying candy for?  Geesh.  Get a job and buy your own.

 

And thus endeth today’s grumpy old lady rant.

Posted by: Michele | October 31, 2009

Media Double Standard

Bush golfing while President = BAD

Obama golfing while President = GOOD

key information:

Oh, hey, guess what? Yesterday, CBS News White House correspondent Mark Knoller posted the following on Twitter:

Today – Obama ties Pres. Bush in the number of rounds of golf played in office: 24. Took Bush 2 yrs & 10 months.

Took Obama 9 months.  He wins!

 

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Chris Brown domestic assault = BAD = no Oprah show

BeBe Winans (gospel singer) domestic assault = not so bad = Oprah show

 

Maybe being a gospel singer gets you a free pass?

 

 

http://deceiver.com/2009/10/26/the-president-of-the-united-states-shouldnt-play-golf-unless-hes-obama/

http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/30/oprah-double-standard-on-domestic-abuse/

Posted by: Michele | October 31, 2009

Free Travel Advice

If you want to go to Tanzania, take a plane.  Do not sail anywhere near the coast of Somalia.

 

Oh.  And don’t give the pirates a map of your position.

You’re welcome.

 

 

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